Secrets of the Bra

I'll tell you a secret.  I dislike wearing bras!  I have for the last 10 years worn Marks Workwear House tanky bras.  More comfortable.  Though there have been the very occasion time I have worn a bra.  I dislike all the trouble I get with bras. They never seem to fit right - even if I get 'fitted'.  The cup is too big because the size around is to large - or the cup fits but the size around is way too small.  It's like cup and size can't be in harmony.  Then there's that squishy body parts that come out on the sides and back.  Or I can get the back perfect, until I move and it rides up or worse, curls up!  Then the girls don't fit in and try to slide under in the front, or have so much space they get lost.  Oh and the straps..... ouch.

Besides, I found they just made industrial boulder holders for the size I was. Oh yes, they made nice ones and tried to sexy them up, but not like the real interesting ones. There wasn't those cute little sexy bras.....

Though with this bra, I could probably cash it in and get the siding for the house done and then some!

So years ago as I got bigger/wider I give up on the bra ideas and found the tanky bras.  Until, last night.  Sort of.

Again I was going thru my clothes to clear out what was too big (YEAH!!!) and thought I would open those drawers with things I don't use in them.  One was the summer shorts and tops.  Most of them went into the bag.  I have 2 long tops that are a bit big on me, but I NEVER wore them.  Currently I'm sitting here with the one with all the cats on it, on.  I figured I'd get some use out of them before they left.  The other has a cow on it and it says:

That's two cows I know.  My tee shirt just has one.

Onto the bra drawer.  I decided I would see if some of them fit.  They did. Though they are the boring but nice ones.  AJ asked one day if I was ever going to wear a bra again or continue with the tankys.  I showed him.  He liked and laughed.  I said, there, that's it, now I'm putting my jammie top back on.  I guess I could start getting the bras out and trying to wear them.  See if they fit right or if they ride up and do all those crazy moves they do the minute you start to bend, walk, reach... breathe.